You can all sleep well tonight, faithful readers. After two Walmarts, two Fred Meyers, and three grocery stores I decided to go to Walgreens. Don'tcha know they had two big jars of Noxzema and I bought them both. No, the checkout lady did not look at me all weird for buying two jars. Yes, I would've bought more if they would've had it. I was about to resort to buying it off Amazon. I'd have to get four jars and pay for shipping - which, in a pinch, I would've done.
Check out the fancy new look! The lid's all silvery. And how 'bout that X!!!