China, D. C.
Well, according to a 3rd grader I had in class today. That answer cracked me up. We were talking about how countries around the world have a capital just like the United States has Washington, D. C. as its capital. They were exploring China in Social Studies. So I throw out the question, "What's the capital city of China?" and that's what I got. China, D. C. They also told me that China was famous for its pollution and how "they don't care about the environment over there because they're always making cheap stuff to sell."
Pray for America's school children.