Kids are stinkin' funny.
8:30 am - Hey, Mrs. B., can you watch my worm cage while I go get my breakfast? Make sure nobody bothers it.
In case you were wondering, her worm cage was a Gladware lunch meat container.
8:43 am - Mrs. B.: "When are you going to pull that tooth out?"
Kid #1 - "I don't know."
Kid #2 - "You know if you pull it out the tooth fairy will come."
Kid #3 - "Come on, the tooth fairy isn't real, everybody knows that. Duh."
Kid #4 - "Ya, the tooth fairy is my uncle and he's pretty cheap."
10:45 am - Kindergarten girl with her hand on her hip to kindergarten boy: "I seriously suggest you think about your behavior right now."
And that was just a smidgeon of my day.
2 comments:
One of the many reason I love working with kids.....is what comes out of their mouths.
We were reading a book yesterday talking about personal space and having a bubble around you. A child got up from the circle and ran around the room. I got him settled down next to me and he looks at me and says "My bubble popped...I don't have a bubble anymore". Real hard not to laugh sometimes.....I love my job. SO GLAD you are in the classroom again teaching......LOVE THAT.
So much fun. I hope these kind of funnies keep rolling. I love reading what makes you laugh!
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