Kids are stinkin' funny.
8:30 am - Hey, Mrs. B., can you watch my worm cage while I go get my breakfast? Make sure nobody bothers it.
In case you were wondering, her worm cage was a Gladware lunch meat container.
8:43 am - Mrs. B.: "When are you going to pull that tooth out?"
Kid #1 - "I don't know."
Kid #2 - "You know if you pull it out the tooth fairy will come."
Kid #3 - "Come on, the tooth fairy isn't real, everybody knows that. Duh."
Kid #4 - "Ya, the tooth fairy is my uncle and he's pretty cheap."
10:45 am - Kindergarten girl with her hand on her hip to kindergarten boy: "I seriously suggest you think about your behavior right now."
And that was just a smidgeon of my day.