conversation prerequisites: I'm trying to let my bangs grow out. It's a slow, painful, and agonizing process.
me: I'm trying to see how much longer I can stand it before I go get my hair done again. Next time it's going to be expensive because it'll be time for a highlight.
505: Why don't we save some money and you let me color your hair?
me: Are you crazy? I'm not letting you color my hair.
505: Well then, you can go to Super Clips and get it done. It'll be cheaper there.
me: You don't even go to Super Clips, so what on earth makes you think I'd go to Super Clips?
505: I don't like Super Clips. I haven't been there in years.
me: Well there you have it. I don't like Super Clips either. I'm going to see Tiffany.