Me: Am I your favorite girl?
505: You're my only girl.
Me: But what if I wasn't your only girl. Like what if I had sister wives or something. Would I still be your favorite girl?
505: Now you're putting me on the spot. That's what you women are good at. Asking us questions that we can't answer.
Me: Babe! There shouldn't even be any doubt in your mind about this! I love you. Now go to bed.
505: I am in bed.
Me: Just because you say you're in bed doesn't mean you're going to bed. So go to bed. I love you. And I'm your favorite girl. So don't forget it.
505: I love you too. And you're my only girl.
And that, folks, is why I love him.