Friday, December 11, 2009

note to random women

Dear Cat-fighting Ladies in the Walmart Parking Lot,

I just had to write and tell you how inappropriate your behavior was last night when you were fighting over the parking spot. Seriously, there were other places to park. It's not like it was the day after Thanksgiving or anything. Your lack of turning on the wrong blinker (or so I heard) didn't not require you to throw out the f bomb as much as you did. In fact, if one of you would've waited until I got my bags put in the trunk, then you could've had my spot. It was only two spaces back from the one you were fighting over. I thought you acted like complete idiots and the rest of us don't appreciate your road rage. Get some holiday spirit, would ya?

Sincerely,
Your fellow Walmart Shopper

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