Forget reading, writing, and arithmetic, apparently one of my jobs this year is teaching kids where at in the bathroom process we pull down our pants.
One of the girls comes tearing out of the bathroom today. "Mrs. Bergland, ___ (name kept private to protect the innocent) just pulled down her pants and she wasn't even in the stall! I saw her butt and everything!"
Keep a straight face. Take a few steps down the hall to breathe. Regain composure. Talk to said student about where we need to be before we pull down our pants. Move on with the day.
I seriously have nothing in 12 years of teaching to compare to my first stint in first grade.
1 comment:
LOL!! Isn't it great!???
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