Dear old man at Winco,
I'm writing to inform you that stealing chocolate melty disks from the bulk food section of a grocery store is wrong. In fact, it's down and out stealing. I'm trying to teach a room full of second graders to keep their hands off other people's property and obey the Ten Commandments and here you are eating a handful of stolen groceries. So next time, don't be meandering through the bulk food section with a handful of chocolate. Or peanuts. Or whatever else you can get your sticky little fingers on. Put it in a bag and buy it.
a fellow Winco bulk food fan who pays for her chocolate melty disks
PS - Be sure your sin will find you out. That's what my Grandma Fannie always says. She also says, Liars burn. Sizzle. Sizzle. So if lying is also a problem for you, you might want to repent while you're ahead.