Monday, May 18, 2009

note to random guy, 2nd edition

Dear old man at Winco,

I'm writing to inform you that stealing chocolate melty disks from the bulk food section of a grocery store is wrong. In fact, it's down and out stealing. I'm trying to teach a room full of second graders to keep their hands off other people's property and obey the Ten Commandments and here you are eating a handful of stolen groceries. So next time, don't be meandering through the bulk food section with a handful of chocolate. Or peanuts. Or whatever else you can get your sticky little fingers on. Put it in a bag and buy it.

Sincerely,
a fellow Winco bulk food fan who pays for her chocolate melty disks

PS - Be sure your sin will find you out. That's what my Grandma Fannie always says. She also says, Liars burn. Sizzle. Sizzle. So if lying is also a problem for you, you might want to repent while you're ahead.

1 comment:

Kellie said...

LOL!!! That is funny.. not the man stealing, but the way you are "writing" to him. Isn't it amazing that what we are trying to teach our students needs to be taught to many adults!??