note to random guy

Dear Random Guy I saw at Boiler Bay on Saturday,

I don't know you, and I don't really care to know you. But I do think you need to be told to zip your pants and fasten your belt inside the bathroom, not on your way out the door. Seriously, didn't your mother teach you any manners? And it's not like the bathroom was real stinky or anything. It had actual flushing toilets.

My friend Jody and I could've gone without seeing that.

Sincerely,
Wendy from Vancouver